"The Drinker's Alphabet" joke

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college
B- Beer: It's whats for dinner
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
F- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
I- Irish: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol
J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know
O- Oh s#it!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning-YUCK!
R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk
T- Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk
U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town
V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello
W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it(detox)
Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
Z- Zima: Zomething Different