"The Farmer And His Animals" joke
One day a man decided to start a farm. So he walked down the road until he came to a farm and asked, “Do you have any chickens? ”
The farmer replies “Yes, but we dont call them that around here. ‘Round here we call ‘em Pullets” He buys the “pullet”
So the farmer goes down the road and again finds a barn and asks “Do you have and Roosters? ”
The farmer replies, “Yes but around here we dont call them that. ’Round here we call ‘em cocks. ” So he buys the “cock”
So the farmer goes down the road and again finds a barn and asks “Do you have any donkeys? ”
The farmer replies “Yeah but we dont call ‘em that around here. ‘Round here we call ‘em asses. ” So he buys the “ass” But just before he leaves the famrer says “Now treat that animal kindly. When it rolls over it means it wants to be scratched. ”
So the farmer goes down the road and sees a woman walking down the road. His donkey suddenly rolls over. He slowly walked to the woman and said “Will you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass? ”
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