"The Garage" joke

Sardar At The Garage,

Sardaji: Areyoji, Gaadi Bandh Ho Jati Hein, Battery Change Karvani Haein

Mechanic: Battery Charge Karvane Se Faidha Nahi, Ye Garab Ho Ga Ya Hein, Naya Lagana Padtha Hein

Sardarji: Tho Lagaa Do

Mechanic: Exide Lagaa Du?

Sardaji: Kyon, Doosraa Side Tera Baap Lagaayegaa?