"The Genie" joke
A husband and wife were walking on a beach.
The wife finds a lamp half buried in the sand and picks it up.
When she began to rub the sand off, a Genie rises out of the lamp.
"Mistress, I will grant you three wishes. But, what ever you wish, your husband will receive 10 times more. What will you wish for first?"
The wife thought for a minute. "I wish for 1 ton of gold"
The genie said,"You will be given 1 ton of gold and your husband will be given 10 tons of gold. Granted. And what will your second wish be?"
The wife thought again for a minute, then said,"I wish for a grand palace."
The genie said,"You will be given 1 palace and your husband will be given 10 palaces. Granted. And what will your final wish be? And let me remind you, whatever you wish will be given to your husband 10 times.!"
The woman didn't hesitate.
"For my third wish, I want a teeny, weeny....... heart attack."
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