"The Hunt" joke
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her.The wive says, "I don't want to go hunting because its cold out, and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob."So she's down there doing her thing and suddenly she says, "your dick tastes like shit!"The guy says, "yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either."
What is the difference between a faggot and a refridgerator?
The fridge dont fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
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'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
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