"The Inscription" joke
A husband and wife were having an argument in bed. Finally, he jumped up, grabbed a blanket and went to sleep on the couch.
The next day, the wife felt bad about what happened and decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf.
She talked with the pro and he suggested a putter and showed her one of the finest ones he had.
"How much is it?" she asked.
"One hundred and fifty dollars," he replied. She felt that was very expensive and told him so.
"Well, it does come with an inscription," he said.
"What kind of inscription?" she asked.
"Whatever you wish," he explained, "but one of the old favorites is, 'Never Up, Never In'."
"OH, that will never do!" exclaimed the wife. "That's what started the argument in the first place!"
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