"The Male type" joke

The male type
Ok, we all know all men seem to fall into categories, well a friend of mine and I were discussing it one day and we decided to create the "man lecture". So here it is:
All men have their own type, of which there are 5.
Type 1: Man.
Type 2: Annoying man.
Type 3: Annoying possessive man.
Type 4: Annoying, possessive, jealous, and controlling man.
Type 5: Annoying, possessive, jealous, controlling, and a down right jerk off.
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All these types have their own sub-types.
Type 1: A. Good father.
Type 1: B. Thoughtful.
Type 1: C. Excellent bedmate (yes I mean it the sexual way)
Type 1: D. Trustworthy.
Type 1. E. Deals with his problems by facing them.
Type 2: A. Decent father.
Type 2: B. Is lucky to remember your birthday.
Type 2: C. Does ok.
Type 3: A. Could do a lot better.
Type 3: B. Is lucky to remember his birthday.
Type 3: C. Could use a few pointers, but is otherwise all right.
Type 3. D. So possessive that he will never realize his mistake till you're gone.
Type 4: A. "Get that man away from my children." Sums it up.
Type 4: B. Is lucky to remember his name.
Type 4: C. So full of himself that he doesn't realize he needs Viagra.
Type 4. D. He would betray his own family to get what he wants.
Type 5. A. When he looks at you, you feel evil.
Type 5. B. He acts like a total asshole towards you around people.
Type 5. C. You try to make him happy and he still treats you like his ‘bitch'.
Type 5. D. You wouldn't mind, actually would be thrilled, to see him get throttled.
Type 5. E. If you turn your back on him, you will get shot.
Type 5: F. Has made the "man that women most want to kill" hit list.