"The Milkman" joke

A woman puts panties on her head to protect her hair whilst painting the walls. The doorbell rings and her small son answers it."Mum!" The boy shouts, "Take your panties off. The milkman's here and wants paying."

The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand." "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from more...

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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

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Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."

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Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

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your mumma is so fat when she stands on the scales the scales say TO BE CONTINUED
your momma is so dumb when she gets locked in the supermarket she dies of starvation

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