"The Numbers of the Beast" joke
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that: 660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666. 0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast0. 666 - Number of the Millibeast/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast1010011010 - Binary of the Beast6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast1-666 - Area code of the Beast00666 - Zip code of the Beast1-900-666-0666: - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6. 66/minute. Over 18 only please.$665. 95 - Retail price of the Beast$699. 25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax$769. 95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul$656. 66 - Walmart price of the Beast$646. 66 - Next week's Walmart price of the BeastPhillips 666 - Gasoline of the BeastRoute 666 - Way of the Beast666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast666k - Retirement plan of the Beast666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast6. 66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit. Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the BeastWord 6. 66 - Word Processor of the Beasti66686 - CPU of the Beast666i - BMW of the BeastDSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
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