"The Nun and the Bus driver" joke

A guy gets on a bus and sees this nun. He askes the bus driver "where can i meet her?"
The bus driver says "well" "ummm" "you can meet her at the church at 5:00pm on friday night but she wont just shag any man that comes up to her" "ok" says the man. So he goes to the church at 5:00pm on friday night dreesed as god and walks up to the nun and says" hi im god and i want to shag ya" the nun says yes. After they have both finished doing their bits the guy gets up and puts the suit back on and says to the nun "HA" "im not god im the guy off the bus" then the nun says "HA im not the nun, im the bus driver!!!

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