"The Parrots" joke
A woman went to her priest for help with a problem she had. "Father," she said, "I have two female parrots who only know how to say one thing. All they will say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" exclaimed the priest. "Perhaps I can help. I have two male parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll place them in the cage with mine. My parrots can teach yours to praise and worship and that will stop them from saying that phrase in no time."
The next day the woman brought her parrots to the priest's home. When she entered, she noticed his parrots in their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she placed her parrots in their cage. A few moments later, her parrots spoke out in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looked at the other and exclaimed, "George, put down those damn beads. Our prayers have been answered!"
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