"The Queen visiting a hospital" joke
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown round a hospital. As she was being given the guided tour by a senior consultant they passed a room where you could see a man masturbating wildly through the window. Of course the Queen was not at all amused and demanded an explanation as to why these activities were allowed in the hospital.
"Ah." said the Doctor."
Now although it is perhaps unfortunate that you should have witnessed that, in fact that poor patient is suffering from a very debilitating condition. He produces so much sperm that unless he gets rid of it 4 times a day his testicles will explode."
"Oh." said her Majesty."
Well, in that case I suppose I can understand."
A little further on down the corridor they passed another room.
The door was open, and through it you could see a nurse who was clearly giving a patient a blow job." Goodness Gracious!" shrieked HM."
I demand an explanation for these sordid goings-on!"
"Ah". Said the Doctor."
Same problem, better health plan"!
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