"The Report" joke

One young man went for an ias interview.
When did india get independence? he was asked. the efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947 he replied. who was responsible for our independence? there were so many. Whom to mention?. if i name one it will be a injustice to another. he replied. is corruption the number one enemy in our country? Some research is going on the subject and i can answer with certainly only after seeing the report he replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful
Answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they

Were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally
Others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but
One persistent sardar would not leave him.

At least tell me the answers he pleaded, and our friend obliged. Then

It was the turn of this sardar. When he went inside, since his resume
Was slightly illegible, the board member asked him. by the way, what is

Your date of birth? He replied, the effort began a few years earlier

And final result was in 1947. Somewhat puzzled, they asked another
Clarification. what is your fathers name? He replied, there were so
Many. Whom to mention. If i name one it will be injustice to another
The interviewer was incensed. Hey! Are you mad or what? He replied.
Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only
After seeing the report.