"The Sale" joke

Finally the day of the big sale had arrived. With all the advertising that had been done to promote it, there was a long line of anxious customers standing outside the store's doors, waiting for them to open.
A small man attempted to push his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed and shoved back. Trying again, he was punched square in the jaw, cursed at, pushed around and once more shoved back to the end of the line.
Gathering his composure, he looked at the person directly ahead of him and said, "That's it! If they dare hit me one more time, I'm not opening the store!"

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