"The United States 2000 census taker" joke

The United States 2000 census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman.
"Oh, don't be alarmed, sir," she said. "I'm a nudist."
Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked.
"Eighteen." The lady replied.
"Lady," the census taker gasped, "you're not a nudist - You just don't have time to get dressed!"

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