"The 31 worst Norman Rockwell Paintings" joke

1> Happy Birthday, Blow-Up Wanda!

2> Mean Old Whore

3> She'll Show You for a Quarter

4> Outhouse Over Easy

5> The Surprise Under Junior's Mattress

6> That's Not the Avon Lady, Mrs. Buttafuoco

7> Shaving Grandma's Corns

8> "I'll give you something to cry about!"

9> A Slight Miss at the Bris Stablehand

10> Nude Descending My Torso

11> Sniper at the Mall

12> "Get off my lawn, damn it!"

13> Domestic Partner Marriage License

14> Darius's First L.A.P.D. Beating

15> Rover Leaves a Gift Under the Christmas Tree

16> Billy Gets Tubes In His Ears

17> Billy Gets To 3rd Base

18> Mad Dog!

19> Still Life with Axe: the Artist's Wife and the

20> Whiskers Visits the Bird Shop

21> Detective Fuhrman Finds Some Evidence

22> Building Pipe Bombs With Gramps

23> Kevin's First Militia Haircut

24> Ellen and Laura Sittin' in a Tree

25> A Visit to Grandpa's Proctologist

26> Some Old Guys Fartin' Around

27> Throwing Up At The Prom

28> Shootin' Smack in the Bus Station Restroom

29> Mom's Visit From The Milkman

30> Daddy Hugging St. John: The Morning After

31> Drug Deal at the 7-11