"The bear" joke

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for
some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope mobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat,
and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a. 44 magnum into the bear's chest... The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's
grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and
two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that
guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven
and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure
doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding.