"The collection plate" joke
Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the preacher, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "My dear lady, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" "Oh, $20,000 a week." "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is a very honorable profession. Where does he practice?" "Well, he has one cat house near Las Vegas and another outside of Reno."
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