"The confession Hymie enters a Catholic chu..." joke

The confession
Hymie enters a Catholic church and confronts the priest. "I am 93 years old. My wife is 91. We have been happily married for 64 years. Last week I had crazy, joyous sex with a 27-year-old super-model."
The priest is aghast. "Why don`t you go to confession, old man?"
Hymie replies, "Why should a Jewish man such as myself go to confession?"
The priest is confused. "If you`re Jewish, why then are you telling me this story?"
Hymie replies, "I`m telling everyone!"

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