"The cyclone" joke
What did the cyclone say to the coconut tree?
. ... Hold on to your nuts' cos I'm gonna blow you hard!!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to more...
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