"The flee that got beat up by a bald guy" joke
there are 3 flee's and they jumped of a dog and went on to a girl so the 3 flee's got tierd and they was like were are you going to sleep flee 1 sain im going to sleep on the boob because it is soft and flee 2 said i am going to sleep in the arm pit because its warm and flee 3 said i am going to sleep in the vagina because its alot of room so the woke up in the morning and asked each other how was there sleep flee 1 said i slept good because it was soft and flee 2 said i couldnt sleep because i was smelly in their and flee 3 said i didnt get any dam sleep because a white bald guy came in there and punched me and them he spit on me!
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
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