"The impossible wish. Tony Blair was on h..." joke
The impossible wish.
Tony Blair was on holiday. He was walking along a beach one morning when he stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and a Genie appeared.
Tony asked if he got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope, not these days. I`m only giving out one wish. So...what`ll it be?"
Tony didn`t hesitate. He said, "See this map? I want Israel and the Palestinians to stop fighting with each other and start loving each other instead."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Are you crazy??? These people have been at war for years! I`m good, but I`m not that good. I don`t think it can be done. So make another wish."
Tony thought for a minute and said, "You know, for some minor reason, a lot of people are beginning not to trust me. It would be terrific if you would make everyone trust me more. That`s my wish."
The Genie thought for a minute and said, "Hmmmmm. Let me see that map again..."
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