"The monks in the Himalayas" joke
Three monks were meditating in the Himalayas to be away from the maddening crowds. One year passed in silence and the first monk said,' Pretty cold here.' Another year passed in silence and the second one said,' You know, you're quite right.' Another year passed and the third one said,' Look, I'm gonna quit unless you two stop bitching!'
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.
The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd more...
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster-one that service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied:' I have just the rooster for you. Ricky more...
what is the difference between a whore and a rooster? a rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do! a whore goes any cock will do!
METAPHYSICAL MENU... The main course at the big civic dinner was baked ham with glazed sweet potatoes.
Rabbi Cohen regretfully shook his head when the platter was passed to him.' When,' scolded Father Kelly playfully,' are you going to forget that silly rule of yours more...