Himalayas Jokes

Three monks were meditating in the Himalayas to be away from the maddening crowds. One year passed in silence and the first monk said,' Pretty cold here.' Another year passed in silence and the second one said,' You know, you're quite right.' Another year passed and the third one said,' Look, I'm gonna quit unless you two stop bitching!'

Teacher-Hari, Where Are The Great Himalayas?

Hari(Student)-Mam, I Will Go To The Himalayas, Ask The People That Where It Is Then Tell You!

Son: Where are the Himalayas?
Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them.

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YO MAMA IS SO FAT
Yo mama so fat. . . she's fat!
Yo mama so fat God can't lift her spirits!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo mama so fat God said "Let there be Light", and moved her fat ass.
Yo mama so fat I got rich by making her sit on coal.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Yo mama so fat I have to roll her over twice to get her on her back.
Yo mama so fat I saw her on top of the Empire State building snatching at airplanes.
Yo mama so fat I'm more...