"The piss types" joke

1. The Drip Piss: It occurs after you have pissed, when you try to get all the remaining drops of urine off the head of your dick, but it just keeps dripping.
2. The H2SO4 Piss: The kind of piss where you haven't had much to drink for days, so the piss is extremely thick, and when it does come out, it burns like sulfuric acid.
3. The Hoover Dam Piss: The kind where you just had a couple of kegs and finished it off with a six-pack, and you feel a need to drain the main vein.
4. The Constipated Piss: The kind where you've been sitting in class all day, and have no time to get to a bathroom, so you wait until you think you're going to pass out, but when you do get to a urinal, your dick won't co-operate, and you're standing around for the next half hour trying to get 10 gallons of fluid out of your bladder.
5. The Piss of Love: It's when you've just had mad passionate sex with a woman who wanted to fuck on cocaine, and when you're done and need to take a piss, your erection won't let anything out. (Sometimes confused with the constipated piss).
6. The Piss of a Thousand Miles: (Usually occurs in one's childhood) It happens during a family trip where the driver refuses to let anyone off to take a piss, so when you do get to relieve yourself, you feel like you've been walking a thousand miles to get to a john.
7. The Old Faithful Piss: Ingrained into the brain so deeply, one must piss at a specific time everyday, whether spewing into a toilet, or otherwise.
8. The That's Damn Yellow Piss: It's when you haven't had anything to drink for a couple of weeks, but if and when you do piss, it comes out to be so yellow, that it makes Eegees adopt your color as their lemon iced drink.

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