"The squeaky wheel doesn't always" joke

The squeaky wheel doesn't always get the grease; sometimes it gets replaced.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Themba:Your barber must me hungry becuase he turned yo hairline into the pizza hut logo
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Themba:Boi yo hairline so bad it look like the pizza hit logo
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Themba:Boi yo hairline so bad it look like the pizza hit logo
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