"The top 15 euphemisms for presidential stains" joke

Poll Results
Foreign Body Relations Sub-Committee
Stain of the Union on Dress
Executive Dribblage
One Less Stanford Tuition
That About Which Hillary Was Not Consulted
Friendly Fire
The Intern's Nametag
Heir Force One
Results of Post-Erection Euphoria
Troop Pullout Lateral Casualties
Billy Jack
Leak from the White House Staff
Citizen Stain