"The top 16 things overheard coming from the Oval Office (adult)" joke

Are you sure that Al Gore started this way?
If this leaks out, I'll be ruined.
If this doesn't leak out, *I'll* be ruined.
If I could convince Hillary to do that just once...
Now you know why they call me 'Slick Willie'.
You are a White House intern; Well, now it's your turn.
I knew that a lot of things came across your desk, I just never thought that I would be one of them.
Somehow, I don't think that alan Greenspan would explain inflation that way.
I've always said, "I want to be a 'hands-on' president."
What do you mean 'falsie inspection. I don't remember a no falsies clause in my contract.
When you asked me to look at the presidential pole, I thought you meant the latest Gallup Survey.
I thought that all of those notches in your desk were from Sox sharpening his claws.
Are you *sure* it's in?
When you said that you had your finger on the pulse of the nation, this isn't exactly what i thought you meant.
"Maybe Chelsea can hook me up with some of those sorority babes."
And the number 1 thing overheard coming from the oval Office...
If you think that's 8 inches, I can see why you thought your last budget was balanced.