"The tree" joke
There once was a girl who loved goin up over the hills of her grandma's house. One day she was exploring and found a tree. This was no ordinary tree. It was a muffin tree. She loved muffins. She always came up to that tree and ate its muffins. But one day, she got tired. "
Why do you only grow blueberry muffins, muffin tree. Please make another muffin,"
she said. Now we all know that trees don't talk but that doesn't mean that they don't listen. The next day, there was a green, radioactive muffin on the tree. The girl tasted it. It was the best muffin she had ever had. But in three minutes, she fell over, dead.
The moral of the story is this... Never talk to muffin trees.
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