"The ventriloquist Moishe and his Scotsman ..." joke

The ventriloquist
Moishe and his Scotsman friend enter a bar with a group of their friends.
Soon everyone is eating and drinking like it`s going out of style. Eventually, it comes time to pay the bill.
"I`ll Pay!" shouts McTavish and, with a scowl, pays the bill.
The next day, the headline in the Times newspaper reads, "Jewish ventriloquist found murdered in alley."

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