"Theme songs for the Viagra commercials" joke

THEME SONGS FOR THE VIAGRA COMMERCIALS
- Written by Eric Targan,
While Pfizer has had a lot of great press reagarding the launch of Viagra, the new male impotency medication, its marketing department has been working vigorously to develop its advertising campaign to augment its sales once all of the PR has died down.
While going through potential commercials, they realized that such an important medication needed a theme song to help its long term identity.
Here are a few of the top suggestions that came up in the meeting.
(Special Thanks to Regina for her help)
I am a Rock
- Paul Simon
Suddenly
- B. Ocean
A Hard Days Night
- The Beatles
Please Mr. Postman
Can't Buy Me Love (Now you can)
- The Beatles
Do That To Me One More Time
- Captain and Tenille
Everlasting Love
- The Bee Gees
Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Let Your Love Flow
- L. E. Williams
A Had Days Night
- The Beatles
Longer
- Dan Fogelberg
No Ordinary Love
- Sade
Help Me Make It Through the Night
Love Takes Time (about an hour wait - according to Pfizer)
- Mariah Carey
The Power of Love
- Celine Dion
The Things We Do For Love
- 10CC
We've Only Just Begun
- Paul Williams
Have You Never Been Mello
- Kris Kristofferson
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
- Cindy Lauper
When I'm 64
- The Beatles