"Things to Ponder - Part 1" joke

Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
When styrofoam is shipped, what do they pack it in?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'?
Why are the needles for lethal injections sterilized?
Why do 24-hour stores have locks on their doors?
Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it called a TV 'set', when you only get one?
If a mute uses foul language, does his mother wash his hands with soap"
Why are power outages reported on TV?