"Thirsty vampire" joke

a vampire walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of blood, naturally the barman tells him to get lost. an hour later another vampire walks into a bar and asks for a pint of blood, again the baraman tells him to get lost. an hour later another vampire walks into the bar, but before he can say anything the barman says "i guess you want a pint of blood" the vampire replies " no thanks a pint of warm water will do just fine" the barman then exclaims " but all the other vampires wanted blood" the vampire then pulls out a used tampon from his pocket and says "its all right, ive got a teabag"

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