"Three Wishes" joke

This little old lady was sitting on her front porch in her rocking chair reflecting on her long life when a fairy godmother approached her to grant her three wishes. "What would you like for your first wish, she said."The little old lady said "I guess I'm like everyone else, and would like to be rich." POOF-her rocking chair turned into solid gold. "And, for your second wish?" She asked."Well, again, like everyone else, I wish I were young and beautiful." POOF-she was turned into a beautiful young woman. As she was trying to come up with her third wish, her cat walked across the porch in front of her. "Ooh-can you turn him into a handsome prince?" POOF-before her eyes was the most handsome young man she had ever seen. She was sitting there all smitten-he smiled at her with a smile that made her knees week. He slowly approached
her and whispered in her ear. "I'll bet you're really pissed off that you had me neutered."

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