"Three chiness men" joke
There were three Chinese men that came to Australia. One went to a footy game and learnt the phrase "ohh yeah!". The other goes to a bakery and learns "Knife and Fork". The third man went to an Opera and learns "mee mee mee mee meeso". One day all three men arrive at a crime scene. The cop turns around and asks who did this. The guy who went to the Opera said "mee mee mee mee mee mee". The cop says what weapon did u use and the other guy said "Knife and Fork" and the cop says your going to jail for murder and the other guy says "ohh yeah"!
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