"Three ladies died and went to the final court of Yama" joke
Three ladies died and went to the final court of Yama (The Hindu mythology god who keeps track of good and bad deeds of everyone). The subordinate listed all the good and bad deeds of the three ladies and finally Yama asks them the final question which will decide their fate.
Yama to 1st lady: "So, What do you have to say about yourself?"
1st lady: "Sir! I had been a true hindu wife faithful to my husband and I kept him happy all through my married life."
Yama to 1st lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of heaven". And she is taken to the heaven.
Yama to 2nd lady: "So, What do you have to say about yourself?"
2nd lady: "Sir! I had been a true human being and kept all my family members happy all through my life."
Yama to 2nd lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of heaven". And she is also taken to the heaven.
Yama to 3rd lady: "And now Madam, What do you have to say about yourself?"
3rd lady: "Sir! I had been a true lady and kept all persons, who came in my contact, happy."
Yama to 3rd lady: "Hmm... I see. Ok! Subordinate show her the way of My bedroom".
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