"Three men on a airplane" joke
Three men are sitting next to eachother on an airplane. One japanese, one spanish, and one american.
First they fly over Japan. The japanese guy says I love my country. So he flicks out a dime.
Then they fly over Spain. The spanish guy says I love my country. So he flicks out a nickel.
Last they fly over America. The american guy says I hate my country. So he flicks out a grenade.
When the japanese guy was driving home he saw a kid crying in the street.
He asked the kid whats wrong?
My mommy got hit in the head with a dime and died.
When the spanish guy was driving home he saw a kid crying in the steet.
He asked the kid whats wrong?
My daddy got hit in the head with a nickel and died.
When the american guy was driving home he saw a kid laughing in the street.
He asked the kid whats so funny?
When I farted my whole school blew up!
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