"Thrifty Couple" joke
A couple in their late sixties went to see a sex therapist. When the doctor asked what he could do for them, the man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
Although puzzled by the request, the doctor agreed. The doctor examined them and then directed them to disrobe and go at it. When the couple finished, the doctor examined them again and, upon completion, advised the couple, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He then charged them $32.
This continued for several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse with no apparent problems other than the lack of vigor which is to be expected at their age, get dressed, pay the doctor, and leave.
Finally, after nearly two months of this routine, the doctor asked, "Exactly what are you trying to find out?"
The old man said, "Oh, we're not trying to find out anything. She's married, so we can't go to her house. I'm married, so we can't go to my house. The Hilton charges $85. The Holiday Inn charges $74. We do it here for $32 and I get $28 back from Medicare."
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