"Tiger Wouldn't Do That!" joke

The newlyweds are on their honeymoon, preparing to consummate their marriage, when the wife says, "I have a confession to make, dear. I'm not a virgin. I've been with one other man."
"In this day and age, that's no big thing, honey," the husband says. "Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods," she confesses.
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?" he asks.
"Yes, that's him," she says.
"Well, he is handsome, rich and famous, so I can understand why you went to be with him," he replies.
The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm hungry, so I thought I'd call room service for some food," he explains. "Tiger wouldn't do that!" she exclaims.
"Oh, really? What would Tiger do?" he asks.
"Tiger would come back to bed and do it a second time," she replies.
He puts the phone down and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and walks over to the phone. "What are you doing?" she asks. "I'm still hungry, so I was going to call room service for some food," he replies. "Tiger wouldn't do that!" she exclaims again.
"And what would Tiger do?" he asks.
"Tiger would come back to bed and do it a third time," she answers.
He slams the phone down, goes back to bed, and makes love with his wife a third time. By the time they finish, he's totally exhausted. He drags himself back to the phone and begins to dial.
"Are you calling room service?" she asks.
"No!" he snaps. "I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this damn hole!"