"Too Far" joke

A City Slicker Moves To The Country And Decides He's Going To Take Up Farming.
He Heads To The Local Co-Op And Tells The Man,"Give Me 100 Baby Chickens."
The Co-Op Man Complies. A Week Later The Man Returns And Says, "Give Me 200 Baby Chickens." The Co-Op Man Complies.
Again, A Week Later The Man Returns. This Time He Says, "Give Me 500 Baby Chickens."
"Wow!" The Co-Op Man Replies. "You Must Really Be Doing Well!"
"Naw," Said The Man With A Sigh. "I'm Either Planting Them Too Deep Or Too Far Apart!"

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