Co-op Jokes

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up
farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby
chickens." The co-op man complies.
A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The
co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500
baby chickens."
"Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or
too far apart!"

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies, "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh, "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he`s going to take up farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens."
The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me five-hundred baby chickens." "Wow! The co-op man replies "You must really be doing well!"
"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I`m either planting them too deep or too far apart!"

A City Slicker Moves To The Country And Decides He's Going To Take Up Farming.
He Heads To The Local Co-Op And Tells The Man,"Give Me 100 Baby Chickens."
The Co-Op Man Complies. A Week Later The Man Returns And Says, "Give Me 200 Baby Chickens." The Co-Op Man Complies.
Again, A Week Later The Man Returns. This Time He Says, "Give Me 500 Baby Chickens."
"Wow!" The Co-Op Man Replies. "You Must Really Be Doing Well!"
"Naw," Said The Man With A Sigh. "I'm Either Planting Them Too Deep Or Too Far Apart!"

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."

"Wow!" the co-op man replies. "You must really be doing well!"

"Naw," said the man with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"