"Tools Of The Trade?" joke

A man went to the proctologist for his first exam. The nurse instructed him to have a seat in the examination room, and said that the doctor would be with him in a few minutes. When the man sat down, he looked around and noticed three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.
When the doctor finally came in, the man said, "Doc, I'm a little confused. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the rubber glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed out the door.
"Dammit, nurse," he yelled, "I said a BUTT LIGHT!"

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