"Top 10 Things said in the Presidential Box During the College Basketball Finals" joke

It is not Lettermans - but hey I think I did a good job?
From the Home Office in Larchmont, NY the Top Ten Things Overheard in the Presidential Box During the College Basketball Finals:
"Oh, so you are saying that I should be rooting for the team in white?"
"Can we get some burgers and fries up here?"
"Sir, there are not enough people in this booth to do a wave"
"Actually, I have NO chance of re-election no matter who wins the game."
"I can't believe the shorts that these players are wearing; they should have stylish and practical shorts, like the ones that I jog in."
"I hope this doesn't go into overtime - I have Gennifer back in the White House - after all Hillary is away for a few days."
"IT just dawned on my, if Arkansas wins I have to bring all these hicks to the white house - GO DUKE!!!"
"No Sir I don't think Arkansas needs you to play defense for them."
"I can't believe that it is our job to defend a guy like this."
And the Number One thing Overheard in the Presidential Box during the College Basketball Finals:
"Hey Guys do you think that if Arkansas wins Hillary will let me run the country for a day?"
Hope you enjoyed it
- Nigel @ Connecticut College