"Top 10 signs that a computer is owned by a Harley rider" joke

Top 10 signs that a computer is owned by a Harley rider:
10. - The monitor & CPU have been repainted orange and black.
09. - System sound effects now play a Harley kicking over when a program starts.
08. - There's an oil stain on the floor just below the computer.
07. - Number key pad only goes up to two.
06. - Password is "WillieG".
05. - The mouse is referred to as "the Rat".
04. - There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive.
03. - Expansion slots have Genuine Harley-Davidson bike parts installed in them.
02. - The keyboard is mounted at the level of the user's chin and his seat tilts backward - ape-hanger keyboard!
And the Number 1 sign that a computer is owned by a Harley rider:
01. - A half-naked, big-breasted "warrior princess" and her tiger have been airbrushed onto the sides of the monitor!