"Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Internet Affair" joke

10. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's butt.
9. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties.
8. During sex she screams "A-colon backslash enter insert!"
7. There's lipstick on the mouse.
6. She makes sarcastic remarks about your 'software'.
5. She's gotten amazingly good at typing one handed.
4. The computer screen is all fogged up in the morning.
3. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
2. After signing off, she always has a cigarette.
1. Lately, she's been sitting at the computer naked.

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