"Top Ten Signs You're An Internet Geek" joke

10. When filling out your driver's license application, you give your IP address.
9. Rather than ask prospective dates what their sign is, your line is "What's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends an email.
7. You're astounded to find out that spam is a food.
6. You 'ping' people to find out if they're awake, 'finger' them to find out how they are, and 'AYT' them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the 'Net endlessly with the hopes of winning every silly free T-Shirt contest.
4. You refer to your wife as 'my [email protected]' and to your children as 'client applications'.
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as 'my domain server'.
2. After winning the office super bowl pool, you shout out, "I feel so 'colon-right parentheses'!"
1. Two simple words - "Pizza's here!"