"Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say..." joke

Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret
#10 Does this come in children's sizes?
# 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing.
# 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
# 7 Mom will love this.
# 6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
# 5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
# 4 Will you model this for me???
# 3 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
# 2 45 bucks? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in
Victoria's Secret:
# 1 Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!