"Top Ten Things New Yorkers Call Tourists" joke

Visitors from a strange land where coffee doesn't cost five dollars
Victims
Gator bait
Walking ATM machines
The people who brought you George W. Bush
Taxi roadkill
Witnesses
Senator Clinton
Annoying weirdos who don't speak any English (... sorry, that's what tourists call New Yorkers)
Mr. I'm-too-good-to-take-a-leak-on-the-subway
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