"Total Disorder" joke
One day a man comes home from work to find everything in total disorder. The children were still in their pajamas, playing outside in the mud and muck. Empty food boxes and wrappers were strewn everywhere.
As he entered the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dirty dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a small pile of sand by the back door and broken glass under the table.
Passing the family room, he noticed a lamp had been knocked over and there were toys and clothing thrown everywhere.
Concerned that his wife may be ill or something may have happened to her, he headed up the stairs to look for her, carefully stepping over toys along the way.
He reached the bedroom and found his wife lounging in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book.
She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. Bewildered, he asked, "What happened here today?"
Smiling, she replied, "You know when you come home from work everyday and ask me what I did today?"
"Yes," he replied.
"Well, today I didn't do it!" she answered.
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