"Traditional Upbringing" joke
Arriving at their honeymoon suite the newlyweds realize that since they were both brought up the old traditional way, both were still virgins and neither knew how to have sex. After half an hour of trying to figure out how to go about things, the husband comes up with an idea.
"Ok, honey," he says, "here's what we'll do. You go into the bathroom and I'll go into the closet. We'll both get undressed and turn off the lights in the bedroom. On the count of three, we'll rush out at each other and it will happen right in the middle of the bedroom."
Not having any better ideas, the wife agrees. She goes into the bathroom and he goes into the closet. The anticipation is driving him crazy and as he starts to remove his clothes he begins to get an erection.
The wife turns off the lights and on the count of three they both rush out into the bedroom towards each other. Since the room is so dark, the husband becomes disoriented and rushes right past his wife... right into a dresser, hitting his penis so hard against it that he passes out from the pain.
He comes to in a hospital bed with a doctor looking down on him. Still in a terrific amount of pain, he moans, "How bad is it doc?"
"You'll be fine, son," replies the doctor, "but wait until you see your wife. We still haven't been able to get her off the doorknob!"
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